I had a dream I was watching keeping up with the kardashians and Kylie had gotten cyborg legs like they had taken the legs of an AT-ST from Star Wars and put them on her lower half so she was like 11 feet tall and Kim was like “I think Kylie’s new legs are SO fun..”
what kind of shoes does a thief wear?
Sneakers
The world truly needs more shoe puns. Take this joke and run with it.
this joke definitely has legs
what kind of shoes does a peodophile wear?
White Vans
there was no sole in that
[jumps into zayn’s window] [kicks off shoes] [rolls onto his bed] [kicks feet in the air] [plops chin on fists] tell me about perrie
I would rather spend ten minutes trying to slide my feet into my shoes than give up and untie them first like a FUCKING COWARD
Do you ever crave to be touched? Even in the most innocent way. I want someone to just hug me for a very long time or someone to lean against/ someone to lean on me. Maybe while sitting or laying next to someone just to have our legs, arms, or feet touching would be nice. I think that when you’re lonely for so long you constantly want to feel someone against you just as a constant reminder that you’re not alone.
yes my thighs touch and so do the rest of my legs and also my feet in fact my whole bottom half is in one piece i am a mermaid
Ed Sheeran: When my legs don’t work like they used to before, and I can’t sweep you off of you feet
One Direction: When I’m fat and old
saying “WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOSSSEEEEE” to harry would be so pointless though because he’d be like “what are what” and i’d be like “….those shoes” and he’d be like “they’re my shoes :)”
my law teacher built a ten foot fence because he hated his neighbour, but the city made him take it down because theres a five foot limit on fences, so he poured five feet of concrete on the ground and then built a five foot fence on top of that and the city tried suing him because it was ten feet but they lost because the actual fence was only five
WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID THIS GET NOTES
because your law teacher defeated the law
